insert cool title here: Finally got Guild Wars 2 to connect earlier today, I’ve played about 5... ›

itshardcoded:

Finally got Guild Wars 2 to connect earlier today, I’ve played about 5 hours so far, lol.

It’s awesome to play and very easy to understand. I picked up on how skill works, how questing works, etc. I’ve been doing the personal quest and been finding some random dynamic events with two of my…

You CAN use keys to move in L2. It’s under the options, so GO BACK TO L2.

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Title: Dramatic reading Artist: Cam Moffett 548,126 plays

tragedyhoax:

ladyhelena:

thejupiteralien:

methstorm:

badparenting:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

peeing

CRYING

people are such idiots some time, but I want to thank them for existing to provide entertainment in my life.

Every “scenester” on Facebook who thinks “omg I’m so random and unique I luv Nirvana but only kno 1 song lol my hair is 6 different colours!1!1!” I will cook you into pudding.

/dead

I figured it out.

The equation for my friendships.

Everybody= x

People my boyfriend has made out with= y

People I don’t want to hit in the face with a shovel= x-y

2 months ago on 03/05/12 at 02:27pm

scandy-mandy:

How to Poop in Asia

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richwhitelesbian:

I hope Rick Santorum goes to a show but he doesn’t know who the opening band is but he wants to fit in so he’s sort of mumbling along and bobbing his head but then a quiet part comes and he doesn’t expect it and he keeps making weird noises that sort of fit with the song but sound odd without the music and everyone looks at him and laughs

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Halp

So right now my hair is teal, and I want to put SOME black in it. Just enough black so it looks cool because of the layers, but not too much. Because when the teal washes out, I want it just black and blonde. I already have a picture I’m using as inspiration, but if anyone has a picture of hair with two toned short/medium length hair, submit it to meeeeee. :3

#advice  #help  #hair  #manic panic  #dye  #porn  
2 months ago on 02/29/12 at 03:06pm

fuckyeahstretchedears:

Sentient


thetriggeringtown:

I… No words.

Someone made a parody of “Sexy and I Know It” with Elmo.

FUCK YEAH. Life complete.

thetriggeringtown:

OH GOD YES

If Santorum is elected president, I will move to Canada.

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